January 2012
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feathery-asshole replied to your post: Working on last bits of schoolwork so I can see Josh for New Years’ and uh
wait what
Britain is slowly going paranoid I swear
We’re working in the mid-nineteenth century and
HEY I WANT THE OREGON TERRITORY NO YOU CAN’T HAVE IT RUSSIA SPAIN GTFO
HEY TEXAS WANNA BE FRIENDS I’LL LOVE YOU MORE THAN MEXICO OR THE US WILL
AAAH THE US IS...
Working on last bits of schoolwork so I can see...
Britain
you’re kind of a dick
yeah, it was cool of you to let us have Oregon (I certainly appreciate that)
but seriously dude
calm down
you’re paranoid
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Psst, guys.
You’re a Homestuck who likes getting free stuff right? Of course you do!
Unless you don’t, in which case fine be that way just ignore the rest of this post see if I care hmph.
there-is-no-pumpkin is giving away free Scalemates. Yeah you heard me, free.
BOY GET YER EARS CLEANED I SAID FREE SCALEMATES.
So if you want one, hop on over there (or bike or drive or walk or skip,...
December 2011
My cat literally just flopped over onto the floor and fell asleep right there.
I’ve been staying up ridiculously late working on schoolwork (and y’know, being on here) the past couple days and she doesn’t like to go to proper sleep until I have so she hasn’t gotten much shuteye and aaaaah she’s so adorable
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thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
Reblog if you're going to end 2011 with a...
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beasmygod:
FOX NEWS HEADLINE: child snuff simulator aimed at your children??? read more about the latest in web hacks: microsoft paint’s “homesuck”
waffleprincess61:
oh im sorry why dont we just relax turn on the radio would you like am or fmmmmmmmmm
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imitationflower asked: ♧
asaris:
pariahdog:
galaxypuppy:
pomfcat:
gofordajump:
please search “[your name] pokemon card” on google and post the results
jessica “boner-fuel” pomfcat
hmmm
if heds he can damage two aponts at a time, yea accurate
jesus
fucking
CHRIST
what the crap even is that
I think it’s a person but I can’t tell
fishpunch asked: ♡
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...