muchymozzarella:

asparklethatisblue:

that’s differences between Elves and Dwarves for you

THIS IS THE BEST ONE YET

imagine if she hadn’t picked up his bait and said nothing and he just stood there with a cigarette in his mouth like an idiot

The douchebag guy also totally glosses over the fact that the girl (I think her name is Hazel???) brought up a good point by mentioning how he had still given money to the cigarette company I cannot believe

a boy puts a cigarette in his mouth in front of a cancer patient in order to get a power trip and dispense his backwards philosophy when she reacts reasonably and gets upset with him
do people really not see a problem with that or


"Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port."
“That’s a straw, Tali.”

"Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port."

That’s a straw, Tali.

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.

kaciart:

vanoty:

For Windows.

My friends and I occasionally have this problem so I’ve taught them this simple method that takes less than a minute as opposed to waiting several for your computer to restart(especially if it’s slow).

What’s great about this method is that sometimes restarting your computer wont fix the problem, but this usually will.

MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE ALL YOUR ART APPS.

This is important, otherwise the changes wont take effect. If it doesn’t work the first time, try again, sometimes it takes restarting it more than once.

For Windows 8, search for “services.msc” in your apps and click on the result. Continue from there!

Now go draw, babies!

You are a LIFESAVER

Ive been having so much trouble with my tablet driver and this sorted it right out just now.

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

frozensoldiers:

I THINK WHAT PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN CAP 2 IS HOW LITTLE MILK PIERCE POURS IN THAT GLASS. LIKE IT’S THE TINIEST PORTION OF MILK IMAGINABLE. “DO YOU WANT SOME FUCKING MILK” NO LET ME POUR MY OWN FUCKING MILK. AND LET ME POUR THE LEAST. POSSIBLE. MILK. I CAN. POSSIBLY POUR INTO THIS GLASS. THE SMALLEST PORTION OF MILK POSSIBLE. U HAD AN ENTIRE CARTON. AND A LARGE GLASS. AND YOU POUR WHAT. LIKE. 2 INCHES OF MILK INTO THAT GLASS. PIERCE PISSED ME OFF THE MOST IN THAT SCENE.